so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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