It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
