White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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