im holly from the hills drunk
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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