happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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