is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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