Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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