I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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