turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
there is puke in my bra ... again
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