we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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