How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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