We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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