Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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