Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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