that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Reggie can tackle my bush.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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