Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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