i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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