you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
