There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you will always have a special place in my vag
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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