no. you can't hotbox the world.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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