I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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