So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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