Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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