so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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