Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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