Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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