The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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