So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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