1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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