You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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