I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She even gives head with a lisp.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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