I bet he comes in French.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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