I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
