Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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