I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
