Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
