Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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