kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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