You made me cry and you don't even care
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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