no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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