Girls should come with a carfax report
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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