Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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