They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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