we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Drake has all the answers
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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