I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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