Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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