I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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