found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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