Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You ruined the universe
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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