it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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